Fish and chips, the queen, fog, chicken tikka masala, industrial revolution, sarcasm, druids, Hi-Fi and headfunk.

Fish and chips, the queen, fog, chicken tikka masala, industrial revolution, sarcasm, druids, Hi-Fi and headfunk. What do these all have in common? They are all MADE FOR BRITAIN.

Headfunk is a brand for those who express themselves through their passions, whether it's slacking with your mates in the park or cutting up some powder on the slopes. We could tell you how great we are at giving you lucky people a selection of finely crafted products to suit your lifestyle or spin you some bullshit about how we embrace the true nature of skateboarding, surfing and snowboarding but, if you’ve ever surfed in the English Channel, it's far from the sun-kissed beaches of California, where the Z(ed)-Boys of Dogtown decided they had enough of surfing and put their hand to rolling around in suburban swimming pools!

We could chill with the homies on the corner of a Brooklyn ghetto and be all up your face about it. But, we won't. We don’t do frat parties. We don't have spring break, eat 'moms' homemade apple pie and we don’t think that inventing a sprayable cheese is something 'totally rad!'.

Like Britain, headfunk is made up of many voices, cultures and creeds. This is your brand, take it, use it, be it. Take it to the skate park, the muddy terrain, and the powder coated slopes of a distant land.

Be proud of it, express yourself through it and be whatever you wanna be.

Paulo the Whittler

Born and bred on the mean streets of a market town, he decided to travel the world in search of the ultimate natural highs. Several years went by and he eventually found himself stranded on a Pacific island along with some exotic locals who regarded him as some demi-god. After they realised that in fact he wasn’t the incarnation of the native god Moboo-boo, they promptly built him a raft of palm trees and coconuts and sent him back to the shores of the UK where he discovered a talent for whittling and living in trees. What this guy can do with a bit of wood in his hands has to be seen to be believed.

Likes: Toffees, drinking and giant sized rizlas filled with furniture polish. He is still seeking the 'nirvana' of all natural highs which he believes is growing somewhere along the M4 motorway junction 16.

Collin AKA Future Boy

This crazy-fool is from Norf London, born within a stones throw of a smashed greenhouse. He's one of the creative bods here at headfunk. So we don’t let him out much. He draws inspiration from the sad little plasticine figures that don his desk. This guy's blood flows with creative juices, which are regularly tapped and sold on the black market for prices so high that in 1991 the government were going to ration people to 2 bottles a day.

This nomad was once banned from the sports centre in Lewisham because he forgot that trampolining while eating jammie dodgers was outlawed in 1977.

He also believes that cinema ended in 1985 stating that any movie afterwards is just a remake of everything that has gone before...we have yet to prove him wrong.

Likes: Jammie dodgers, asking the staff of starbucks what coffees they do, then ordering a hot chocolate and trying to prove that mobile phones can fry eggs

Neil AKA Big Deal

Made in Scotland, developed in Wales, crafted in England…. He clearly struggles with identity on a daily basis. Flirted with trying to make films, trying to design magazines, finally settled on a thrilling office job in the end – pens don’t push themselves you know!!!! Doesn’t believe in music that wasn’t made by The Super Furry Animals – apparently even after 15 years they are still 'way ahead of their time’. Given the chance he will wax lyrical for hours about the time he was a ticket agent for Raves and clubs back in the day, when hair was long, a pint was cheap and Beetles were cool cars that didn't come with a flower on the dash!!!!!!!

Likes: Celtic, Sex Panther, monkeys that throw turds (if you’ve seen it live, you’ll be fan too) and the constant stick that the fat one from Atomic Kitten gets.

‘SWISS MISS V'

Born on the hills of Switzerland, this lady has a taste for the finer things in life. Churning up mud tracks whilst 4x4ing and taming those rapids when she white water rafts. This lady is not for turning.

Shes the gal to contact if you wanna join this crazy bunch of fools.

Likes: Snow, White wines, boys (legal), and Chocolate